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The 10 best caddie comments:

#10 Golfer: "I think I am going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddie: "Do you think you can keep your head down that long?"

#9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."

#8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir. You miss the ball much closer now."

#7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a five iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

#6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddie in the world!"
Caddy: "I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

#5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time."
Caddy: " Its not a watch. It's a compass."

#4. Golfer: " How do you like my game?"
Caddie: "Very good, sir. But personally, I prefer golf."

#3. Golfer: "Do you think its really a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddie: " The way you play, Sir, its a sin on any day."

#2. Golfer: "This is the worst course I have ever played on."
Caddie: " This isn't the golf course, Sir; we left that an hour ago."

And the #1 best caddie comment.........
Golfer: "That can't be my ball; its too old."
Caddie: "Its been a long time since we teed off, sir."